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Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:15 am
by HelenOE
I've seen several tweets lately mentioning people using, or wanting to use, Leonard Cohen songs at their weddings. So just for fun I thought I'd ask: which song would you LEAST like to hear used this way?
I nominate Joan of Arc.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:52 am
by BlizzardofIce
Dress reherseal rag.
Some of the guests, even maybe the bride, jumping out of windows would kill the party...
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:55 pm
by Goldin
As many people have problems with a sense of humour, Why Don't You Try isn't a good choise.
Also, I wouldn't suggest Please Don't Pass Me By (not only because it's A Disgrace). Although it should be fun to hear "Hey, won't you be naked for me" from anyone besides the groom, the next song would be A Singer Must Die, I'm afraid. Another odd thing is - you know, "may not be tonight... may not be tomorrow" - a kind of belated dubiety. Not to mention "and I sing this for the freaks and the nerds, and the mean colleagues of the groom, and the ugly bridesmaid..."
Personally I'd recitate Minute Prologue from the same album. It shouldn't take much time at least.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:07 pm
by lizzytysh
Doubt that I'd feel very good if I heard "Is This What You Wanted" played at my wedding, especially if we'd already been living together.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:52 am
by denise knowles
Oh where, where is my gipsy wife tonight.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:14 am
by abby
I Tried to Leave You
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:46 am
by brightnow
abby wrote:I Tried to Leave You
Yes, that.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:49 am
by brightnow
And the worst song out of those that are actually played at weddings must be "I'm Your Man". It's a song of broken promises, people... broken!
(The first dance at our wedding all those years ago was "If It Be Your Will", we never regretted that choice)
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:57 am
by HelenOE
brightnow wrote:And the worst song out of those that are actually played at weddings must be "I'm Your Man". It's a song of broken promises, people... broken!
(The first dance at our wedding all those years ago was "If It Be Your Will", we never regretted that choice)
I agree, good choice, and I hear you about "I'm Your Man." And coincidentally, it turns up in the batch of tweets I'm just about to go post in
that topic.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 10:24 am
by seadove
Don't go home with your hardon.

Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 12:14 pm
by friscogrl
The Future
I have seen the future brother, it is murder.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:25 pm
by HelenOE
friscogrl wrote:The Future.
"Your private life will suddenly explode" is probably not the sentiment you want to be contemplating as you look forward to a honeymoon.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 11:42 pm
by scocoh
lizzytysh wrote:Doubt that I'd feel very good if I heard "Is This What You Wanted" played at my wedding, especially if we'd already been living together.
Heh heh.. My thoughts exactly.

Especially with the way he sings it-- there would be some guests who would be shocked.
p.s.-- shouldn't this be in the Leonard's Music section?
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 4:29 am
by mutti
How about BEST Leonard Cohen song for a wedding. The above comments do have some humour but am going to change the negative to the positive (for me)...and I have a wicked sense of humour...but am thinking enough already...
BEST SONG for a wedding...
Dance me to the end of Love.
Re: Worst Leonard Cohen song for a wedding?
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:58 am
by HelenOE
mutti wrote:
BEST SONG for a wedding...
Dance me to the end of Love.
That's almost the ONLY one that would work for a wedding. Unless, of course, Tacoma Trailer.
