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OMG VIOLET!

Strumpet & Pink delicacies are exquisite!

I think they should become Cumalot's official secret weapon...

Violet, I fear you have been too long in the tower. Your ever-fertile imagination seems to be merging Leonard and His Lordship into the same entity...

Dear All

Just thought I’d give you an update on the Kings recovery…
Queen cate has been moving him around trying to throw Kissy off his trail… Finally tracked him down in the Kingdom of Londinium… After sneaking him out of the sanatorium we took refuge in an Olde Inn and Kissy K took care of the King as only she knows how! (it may take some time to wipe the smile off his face...as he's happy to be back in her care!)…He will be back at Cumalot castle soon…ready for action…
(Good job they haven’t invented CCTV yet…or we’d be in big trouble Sire!)

Queen cate

I don’t know who you saw running round the castle, but you wouldn’t catch Kissy K outside without her stilettos…pumps (or plimsolls as we call them) are usually confined to indoor activities! …

v. wrote
.. (no one reads these stupid threads, do they??)

Yes violet apparently so! In fact around 6257 people so far!

v wrote
.. do you think it's an "L" word thing??

You must admit, you do have a likeing for alliteration...

What is Sir F doing ...or shouldn’t I ask? …

Lady Kissy K
xx

Wow Violet you are so clever!
I had tweaked my questions and changed the Austin Powers video to another one probably as you were working on your post,in this video mini me has defected to the Ministry of Defence,
which I thought was more apt,since moi is a good guy!

My dear lady Kissy K, my apologies to suggest that you were out and about dressed in anything other then a pair of your most dangerous stilettos which have the wonderful side benefit of aerating the grounds as you run.
This is what you wear for indoor fun? they are bright and I guess easy to run in - the king must like to chase you or perhaps we have an indoor tennis court.

Dear cate

Kissy K wouldn’t attempt to run in any kind of footwear, (I’ve told you before, I’m a 36FF for gods sake…do you want me to take someone’s eye out?)

And no we don’t have an indoor tennis court to my knowledge…I didn’t say I actually wore them…But the rubber soles beat a spanking paddle any day!

(btw cate… Watched all 12 episodes of that Freddie Mercury documentary…very good!)


Bond…kwills…Sir F????? Loved the mini me clip…but you really shouldn’t put ideas like that in Kissy K’s (Pussy G’s) head…After all she still owes you for trying to set that hawk of ‘M’s on her… And why are you dancing like that? …

Violet…Loved your Q&A’s… Maybe you should have an agony aunt column…Have we got a local newspaper in Cumalot? …

Lady Kissy K
Xx

(Private note to King G)
This little Honey pot will be waiting for you in your private chamber on your return!

I went back to look at the newer clip Sir F bb bond ... I think we really are going to need to keep a nurse on staff and Princess M...V might want to consider her hiring practices - come up to my chambers if you like and I'll take care of those bumps and bruises for you ... you poor thing

Karren B wrote:Dear cate

Kissy K wouldn’t attempt to run in any kind of footwear, (I’ve told you before, I’m a 36FF for gods sake…do you want me to take someone’s eye out?)

And no we don’t have an indoor tennis court to my knowledge…I didn’t say I actually wore them…But the rubber soles beat a spanking paddle any day!

(btw cate… Watched all 12 episodes of that Freddie Mercury documentary…very good!)

Haha – ohhh dear I forgot, the key is practically bind yourself up.
Wear a light under-wire sports bra with proper cups and then over that, one of those hardcore strangulation compression bras (never wear this one alone or you’ll be ripping it off at the track). It’s uncomfortable as heck and you might be gasping for breath before you even start out but it’s a hell of lot more comfortable then the alternative.
Btw you must never wear this in front of the king though – never ever
I don’t like tennis shoes but I do like boys shoes, my favorites pair are of the catholic school boy uniform variety which look great with jeans – no boys shoes in the summer though as I’m usually in a dress so I just stick to sandals.

I'm still at episode four for Freddie but I was working up at a lake all week and coming home to sleep - lots of time this week (I hope) so I'm looking forward to seeing the rest.

Violet, who I know is away entertaining her guests - they have a Princess and the Pea outfit!!! not that I peeked - it's just I was moving the magazine and it happened to fall open to that page ...

for kwills

Curses my plans foiled again … as cute as BB Bond is, he’s come much to close to discovering our secret evil conspiracy plan which even I am not privy to ... drastic action needed to be taken. I hired non other then the Clarabelle (a deadly dairy maid/contract killer) to do the deed. I knew that he would never be able to resist her milky charms and so would let his guard down (I was of course worried about his lightening fast reflexes). From my surveillance tapes I can see that the plan worked beautifully … we had him just where we wanted him … what I hadn’t counted on was that charm of his … ahhhh I should have … how many times had I meant to ‘do him in’ myself only to end up shinning his armor for him and getting him a bottle before he’d run off leaving me only with oil fingers and a broken heart.
... And now I have to fix the darn bridge too….. I’d get the king to do it but I can’t remember where I put him … I really wish I hadn’t paid that cow in advance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcpDlhD2PZE

Dawg gone it Cate,that clip was so moooo ving!

queen cate wrote
I’d get the king to do it but I can’t remember where I put him

Don't worry about the King ,queen cate...I have him well in hand!!!!

Lady Kissy K
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Really Karren B you must be careful you don't develope repetitive strain syndrome with all this hand shaking you do!

Is that you kwills?...I didn't recognise you!

Don't you worry about what i'm shaking (You only get RSS if you don't do it properly).... you just watch you don't walk into anything.

That's quite a Roy Orbison look you have there...Do you sing?

Karren B
xx

Just for you, Violet, Cate, I.F and King Gerry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJk5InZ2 ... re=related

That was beautiful kwills...You sang it so well!

Karren B
xx

yes, what a lovely voice you have for a baby ... but now I feel very sleepy...