The Infinite Haiku

[jimbo]

with sun in key west
the swallows following home
the sweet smell of spring

[Cate]

the sweet smell of spring
snow crocus pops through the ice
new life beginning

[jimbo]

new life beginning
the season of newborn things
cant you feel it now

[mickey_one]

new life beginning
the season of newborn things
cant you feel it now

"can't you feel it now?"
asked the man jacking off in
Montreal toilet

[jimbo]

mon tre al toilet
now i remember it well
no toilet paper

[Grecian man]

No toilet paper
Stranded on the porcelain
I can't feel my legs

[jimbo]

i cant feel my legs
oh im sitting on them now
will you pull me out

[jimbo]

will you pill me out
of this deep dark place im in
please i need you now

[Cate]

please I need you now
O.k. I'll throw you a line
better not splash me!

[jimbo]

better not splash me
dont worry ill just take it
you better pull hard

[Cate]

You better pull hard
I have heard this line before
I'll just throw the line

[mickey_one]

You better pull hard
I have heard this line before
I'll just throw the line

I'll just throw the line
of Charlie, down the toilet
said Pete to Kate Moss

[mickey_one]

You better pull hard
I have heard this line before
I'll just throw the line

I'll just throw the line
of Charlie, down the toilet
said Pete to Kate Moss

said Pete to Kate Moss
I don't give a toss, our child
a Babyshambles

[mickey_one]

You better pull hard
I have heard this line before
I'll just throw the line

I'll just throw the line
of Charlie, down the toilet
said Pete to Kate Moss

said Pete to Kate Moss
I don't give a toss, our child
a Babyshambles

a Babyshambles
Glastonbury this year was
surprisingly good

[mickey_one]

surprisingly good
an ad line for pud
by Mr Kipling