The Infinite Haiku

[damellon]

let's have some bodies
on the line for Barnet's cause
we won 2 t0 1

Oui, 1 2 2 1
the end of the 5th Crusade
hungry in Egypt

Hungary in Egypt?
my geography is poor
Ireland in England?

Michael
Your geography is poor?
What about the Maths?
Hung a ry in ee gypt!
Or are we back to pebbles-in-the-mouth pronounciation?

[mickey_one]

Hungary in Egypt?
my geography is poor
Ireland in England?

Michael
Your geography is poor?
What about the Maths?
Hung a ry in ee gypt!
Or are we back to pebbles-in-the-mouth pronounciation?[/quote]

first, your barnet one was excellent, secondly I'm not here as I left 30 mins ago to go shopping (should have), third you're right but I was goaded by flagrant breaches yesterday (sounds like an idea for an epic Jilly Cooper romp, "when I first saw here I was goaded by her flagrant breeches")fifth- bye for now.

[damellon]

Michael,
this joke about Hungary and Egypt is not so good as you are used to make.
you need a holiday in sunny place, like Barcelona?
My parent have house there with many TV which we can turn off

che

Barcelona won't work unless they have recently moved it to somewhere between Mauritius and South Africa! why would we want to turn off the TV's?

The TVs would drive Che to distraction, much as it appears you do Michael.

June 2005
NewScientist.com news service
Michael Le Page, Copenhagen quotes a study -

the findings appear to confirm what is already known, that women cannot enjoy sex unless they are relaxed and free from worries and distractions

[lizzytysh]

Men on the other hand...


~ Lizzy
< * winking twice * >

[jimbo]

men on other hand
can seperate love themselves
in the empty bed

[mickey_one]

men on other hand
can seperate love themselves
in the empty bed

in the empty bed
there lies such an empty man
getting empty head


(the ungrateful bastard)

[che]

I would never think you have a empty head mickey
And isnot the point of head (some thing I have learned what is the meaning of Lizzy!) to be empty at the end?

[Manna]

[mickey_one]

I would never think you have a empty head mickey
And isnot the point of head (some thing I have learned what is the meaning of Lizzy!) to be empty at the end?

oh! is that where I am going wrong, empty. I feel such a full.

[damellon]

getting empty head
wreckers to stop with the talk
leaves me exhausted

[Cate]

leaves me exhausted
constant perseverating
Christmas shopping list

[jimbo]

christmas shopping list
chimney bound to rise to him
that comes once a year

[mickey_one]

christmas shopping list
chimney bound to rise to him
that comes once a year

that comes once a year
but this comes multiple times
which satisfies more?

[jimbo]

which satasfies more
is that ,that does in silence
on the unmade bed

[mickey_one]

which satasfies more
is that ,that does in silence
on the unmade bed

on the unmade bed
the rock band Ungrateful Dead
Jerry Garcia, Bob Weir