Muffins or War

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Muffins (lightly toasted with perhaps a little strawberry jelly) or a *just* War with not very many casulaties

I prefer a Just war
15
21%
I prefer just muffins
57
79%
 
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Jo
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Post by Jo »

No - I never ask for too much... and while we're about it, syrup to go with Leonard Cohen would be nice.

:lol:

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Post by margaret »

ooooooh David, I didn't intend to rouse such feelings, I don't know what to say..........but the words "shower" and "cold" come to mind.
Please don't be offended and I hope you continue posting your puns.

Margaret, a happily married lady.
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Post by margaret »

Jo. might that not get a trifle messy?
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Post by Jo »

Of course Margaret - that's the point, isn't it?

:wink: :shock:

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Post by paula_hansen »

JO makes an accusation that Leonard Cohen wears a wig. I don't believe it to be true at all.

INdeed I consider her comments to be just another example.
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Post by margaret »

A wig Paula? Perhaps I haven't been concentrating, but I don't recall Jo saying anything about Leonard wearing a wig. I'm pretty sure he is not so vain as to bother about such a "trifle" as getting a bit thin on top. He didn't seem bothered about being filmed slopping around in a pair of long johns on Mount "Baldy".

Jo, I suppose if you happen be get into a sticky situation then you just have to grin and bare it! :lol:
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Post by Jo »

Paula dear - your senility is getting out of hand - why on earth would I accuse Leonard Cohen of wearing a wig when I myself wear a bright red one?

Please explain - an example of what?

Still-waiting-for-LC-with-syrup (and the muffins)
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Post by Jo »

Indeed Margaret - I will bare it while grinning :lol:

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Wigged out

Post by David »

The "wig" (actually "rug") thread is a different one.

Of course, it may be a moot point.. Many scholars of Canadian poetry would no doubt suggest that Irving Layton groomed Leonard to be his "heir apparent" many years ago, so if there's less hair apparent than there used to be this probably only means that the truth is somewhat more naked now.
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Post by lizzytysh »

And once again, with all but uncontrollable laughter :lol: , I depart. Thanks again, David. The lowest form of humour........I beg to differ.
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Post by David »

It may well indeed be the lowest form of humor, Lizzy...

After all, many people will tell you that a journalist [to say nothing of --horror of horrors!-- a CRITIC!!] such as myself is definitely the lowest form of writer.


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Jo did say Leonard wears a wig

Post by paula_hansen »

syrup to go with Leonard Cohen

see?
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Post by Jo »

See what?
Any idiot knows syrup and Leonard Cohen go very well together - as do watermelons and cucumbers
:lol:
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Post by Paula »

I know I am going to regret getting involved.

Cockney rhyming slang

Syrup of figs (Wigs)

You wanted Leonard with syrup hence you want him with a wig
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Post by lizzytysh »

:lol: Continued laughing heard in the hall :lol: .
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