Trivia

[Cosmoline]

He sucked lemons during battle
He did not like to be touched
He would cry like an infant
He enjoyed clam juice on a hot day
He wrote letters to his cat
He wore a giant Mexican hat
He made excellent biscuits
He never did learn to drive
He feared men with club feet
He learned his famous swagger as a transvestite
He had beautiful legs
He put a chicken and a fox in a crate together
He never wore the same underwear twice
He never wore any underwear at all
He blew his father's head clean off one night