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Uhhmm...T-? :roll: Am I missing something? Was this supposed to have an answer and if the answer is yes, where is it? Did I miss it? Where can I find it? :roll:
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You missed it Linda - one of them was assaulted (a salted) peanut. I suppose you had to be there. :lol:
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[Wrong joke, Paula :wink: .]
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OK, Miss Lizzy, what/where is the answer? Did I miss it? Is it there or am I not getting it?

Linda.
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That's not like me to get it wrong is it Lizzie :lol:

Was it Teragons "nothing" riddle?
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No clue, Linda. He says it's there, somewhere, but it sure isn't jumpin' out at me! And, I can't pursue it to that extent. I'll just wait and take the lazy way there, after someone else gets it.
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Post by Paula »

OK I am confused now which is the one you are talking about :?
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Post by linda_lakeside »

T-s joke. The one about 80% of all kindergarten kids getting it and only 17% of grad students (or something like that). I don't get it. Or maybe that's the idea. Who knows? I'll look again. Maybe I really did miss something. Then again, maybe not.

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Post by linda_lakeside »

Duh... :? I finally got the joke. Michael got it right off. At least it sounds like it.

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You did!?! SO, what's the answer?
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Nothing.
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Post by lizzytysh »

Double-DUH.

Reminds me of one of the few jokes I can actually remember:

1st person: Ask me if I'm a truck.

2nd person: Are you a truck?

1st person: No.


I swear. I learned it years ago, and never forgot it. And, how did this thread end up in the News section, anyway [Paula :wink: ?]
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I swear. I learned it years ago, and never forgot it.
That's good, Lizzy. It's always wise to know if you're a truck or not.

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Post by Paula »

Michael got it first and then I got confused with his answer and then I realised what he meant with his "nothing" joke and then got double confused with Lizzie and Linda.

T - I blame you for this :shock:
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Paula
Sometimes we forget that phychologists don't like their lab rats talking back to them. :lol:


.....oh one more thing.....Whats cheese for the mouse is a snack for the rat.

...uh oh... :shock: (click)
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