which one is which?
by popular request, a photo of a wild beast kissing a tame beast-
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-2/9 ... olphin.jpg
The poet and his muse
I am detecting certain delusions of grandeur if you think you could possibly be the dolphin's muse. By the way, you really should tell me next time you are slumming it on a little provincial murder case. I did like the admission by the police that they had no chance without his confession. It really instills faith in the boys in blue.
p.(who is not going to tell a certain QC that he is the only barrister named on his lecture notes as his ego does not need the massage)
p.(who is not going to tell a certain QC that he is the only barrister named on his lecture notes as his ego does not need the massage)
Adieu.which trial is that? I can't work it out from your cryptic remarks.partisan wrote:I am detecting certain delusions of grandeur if you think you could possibly be the dolphin's muse. By the way, you really should tell me next time you are slumming it on a little provincial murder case. I did like the admission by the police that they had no chance without his confession. It really instills faith in the boys in blue.
p.(who is not going to tell a certain QC that he is the only barrister named on his lecture notes as his ego does not need the massage)
oh, poor you. Am I named as a muse de Dolphin? or perhaps Potatoes Dauphinoise, mmmmmm, creamy. BTW my ego is the only part of me I would ever dream of letting you massage. The Dolphin gave me lots of back rubs though. But half an hour later our relatioship was fin.
btw you should come to my forum for College of Law students in mid-March, called "Defending Murderers, Mad, Sad and Bad". Hey, I didn't choose the title!
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Ooooooh I got it all wrong. Though it's obvious that Michael was the poet - because the dolphin doesn't have a pen, and Mikey certainly knows all the pens in the country - I had thought the dolphin was the barrister (what a courtroom personality!) ...partisan wrote:Sorry, it wasn't very clear. "Mother citicises son's DIY" should be enough for you. Probably the biggest thing to happen in East Anglia for years.
Was the dolphin not the poet? No idea how i could have got that wrong.
As for the other matter i will PM you.
p.
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It's all gettin' a bit 'pen and whig' in here.......Perhaps we could ask for those who show a little 'interest' in the occupations of others, to enlighten the rest of us as to their own occupation. Maintaining an 'even-playing-field,' for a fairer match, so to speak. (Rhetorical) 
"Bipolar is a roller-coaster ride without a seat belt. One day you're flying with the fireworks; for the next month you're being scraped off the trolley" I said that.
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hello, I am a hairdresser.Byron wrote:It's all gettin' a bit 'pen and whig' in here.......Perhaps we could ask for those who show a little 'interest' in the occupations of others, to enlighten the rest of us as to their own occupation. Maintaining an 'even-playing-field,' for a fairer match, so to speak. (Rhetorical)
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Byron
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Hello to hello and to say that I have several functions.
Part-time brass instrument blower in Jericho; part-time demolition consultant (No work for about 3000 years) ferret trainer to the stars; cat herding in warm climes undertaken with relish; Albert likes the relish, (especially on kittens) ; single and double entendre at special rates (home visits at nominal fee); digestive tract obstructions removal operative (all equipment checked and sterilised, weekly)
A hairdresser eh? Not your own obviously.
Part-time brass instrument blower in Jericho; part-time demolition consultant (No work for about 3000 years) ferret trainer to the stars; cat herding in warm climes undertaken with relish; Albert likes the relish, (especially on kittens) ; single and double entendre at special rates (home visits at nominal fee); digestive tract obstructions removal operative (all equipment checked and sterilised, weekly)
A hairdresser eh? Not your own obviously.
"Bipolar is a roller-coaster ride without a seat belt. One day you're flying with the fireworks; for the next month you're being scraped off the trolley" I said that.
oooh oooh ooohLaurieAK wrote:Awwww- A very cute pic.
As for who's the poet, I'm pretty sure there are limericks being sung in dolphin sonics making their way across the globe about the time the lawyah from Britain, came to Florida for dolphin kissin....
L
boooh boooh booh
ahaha ahaha
baha bahaha
oooh oooh critic2
he wrote this to me on our last day together. I can't read it without crying, oh, shoot, here I go again, booooooooo hoooooooooo, when he gave it to me I began to blubber and he began to eat me.
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Just do it- This message has been classified as spam and will be deleted by the moderators
Just Jew it- Mike
Just chew it- the Dolphin
See?!?oooh oooh oooh
boooh boooh booh
ahaha ahaha
baha bahaha
oooh oooh critic2
You have this (gawd, i'm getting choked up myself, sniffle) and that picture to last you a lifetime. I didn't know they were such sentimental creatures (nor you). Note to self: check tuna labels in house for dolphin-safeness. Okay, i'm back again. Pick yourself up and get on with it-you knew it was doomed from the beginning. Turn your pain into a beeaauutiful poem...yeah, that's the ticket....
L.
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note to self: no Really!! check your tuna fron now on!!he began to eat me.