Daddy's Little Princess.

[Violet]

.. and as my final antidote to this scissors sis stuff.. I think one really needs to take a serious look at David Johansen.. when he was with the New York Dolls.. which, if memory serves me, was itself a heroine infused dissolute concoction of none other than Mr. Andy himself.. (actually, it could be The Velvet Underground I'm thinking of)..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2cQPln0Fr8&feature=fvst
FULL SCREEN..

.. (okay, now I can sleep tonight)..

[Cate]

You don't like that Scissor Sisters group!?

They're like a hot Elton John, disco burlesque party in a bottle - the lyrics make no sense to me at all, but whose listening to the words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIaU3GGnN9c

(I do have to admit, as pretty as he is, the the outfit from the video Bond posted would indeed look better on I.F. )


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Wow, the new york dolls dudes were doing the whole punk thing years before the rest - I saw a 73 for one of the videos.

[Violet]

.. well.. I'm up at the crack of dawn.. getting ready to head down into Gotham.. I'm afraid I don't like Elton John either.. nor big pink birds and fluffy yellow eggs.. I've also had very little sleep for some reason, and would like nothing more than to strangle that little scissors man as he prances across the stage.. I think his Lordship could mount a very feasible Scissors defense.. no doubt comparable to the one concerning obnoxious smilers..

.. you know, defining a sensibility is actually kind of interesting.. now, given I myself am eclectic, it may seem to be nearly invisible almost.. but I do believe there's a method to all the madness.. it just takes a while to suss these things out, in a sense..

I think I'd like to read again Oscar Wilde's "The Critic as Artist," which in some manner talks about this, and I recall it being a great read..

.. okay.. I do hope Lady Kissy K. isn't a double agent.. I had nightmares last night..

Sweet Princess Violet (flower).. xx x


.. I'm back in town, and found a typo.. Leonard had it all wrong.. what there's no cure for is my incessant violetishness..

[Cate]

I'm afraid I don't like Elton John either.. nor big pink birds and fluffy yellow eggs.. I've also had very little sleep for some reason, and would like nothing more than to strangle that little scissors man as he prances across the stage..

Hehehe
okay, okay it's like cotton candy - Princess V put the little fella down you can't go around choking chickens!

Lady K a double agent ... I thought she was - didn't you send her under cover to stir up some info on Henning, wouldn't that make her a double agent - perhaps she's a triple agent though.
I've noticed she's been spending a lot of time with the king - how much polishing could a sword need ... I hope I'm not the overly suspicious type - but at one point ... and I know this is a crazy thought ... but at one point ...I thought perhaps ... that they might be having an affair!!!! there I said it

( I'm sure I'm just reading to much into simple easily explained things. like the straw in both of their hair at breakfast was probably from ...sweeping? and she kept putting putting her hand on his thigh under the table because ... hummm.... while they were sweeping he pulled a muscle and she's also a massage therapist... )

[Violet]

.. oh, queen, madam.. Your Highness..

.. I'm sure you're wrong about that.. this affair nonsense I mean.. I mean, I'm sure you're just, well, leaping to conclusions, as they say.. I've been in the king's bedroom chambers myself (given I'm still working on the royal portrait, if you recall).. and the king's sword is just gleaming like nobody's business.. so surely Lady Kissy K. has been attending to that, and that alone, and certainly there's nothing as untoward as an affair going on here..

.. [yeah.. I'm sure that convinced her.. though I did get to use that word I like so much]..

.. as to this double agent business -- and I really shouldn't be discussing this with you given your evilish side -- but, well, one gets lonely, and.. well, anyway.. as to this double agent business.. Lady Kissy K. is ostensibly working to expose Henning but it could be that's a cover -- she could instead be working with Henning, if you catch my drift.. which means you and she may have a lot more in common than just the king's sword.. (actually, scratch that-- I'm doubtful you have that in common)..

s.p.v. (fl.)..

[Karren B]

Dear Queen Cate,

It has come to my attention that there are some vicious rumours going about the Castle, as to the relationship between the King and I…Well I would like to refute these rumours…
The King has showed me in great detail what is expected of me as Lady In Waiting…And not once have I been derelict in my duties…sometimes at all hours of the day and night…my arm aches from polishing that sword of his… and I’ve lost count of the times I had to clear up when he’s spilt the polish…he gets very clumsy sometimes after a good polishing…
He is reluctant to come out of the stables at the moment because he feels safer there…he seems to think someone is out to get him at the castle…But who would want to harm a hair of his Royal head? …He even thought you were trying to poison him at one point! ...As if you would ever try something like that! …
I have been nursing him through his Leonard overdose since he returned from the Kingdom of Sligo…He seems to want to act out all the songs, He’s been dancing me to the end of Love ever since he came back…When he gets to ‘The Future’ I’ll give you a shout…. Oh… and about rubbing his thigh at breakfast…I wasn’t rubbing his thigh…his cock had got out and I was just feeling to see if I could find it and get it back in without disturbing the rest of you…I’ve told him so many times to lock it in the hen house with the others!

Dearest SPV(f)

Well I’m not sure what it is, but rumours are rife in this place at the moment…not only have I been accused of an affair with the King…I am now accused of being a double agent…I admit to being a double F (but I’ve never had any complaints about that before)…But I am loyal to Kissingham, The King and the Princess V (oh and the Queen…sometimes)…Didn’t I find you that great footage of Henning in action…well not so much action more sitting and strumming…but at least you could see him unlike that little bond persons clip…(and if you watched the whole video you may have seen a few familiar faces!) …And I haven’t mentioned little birdies on wires for ages… (actually I quite like that song, it sort of grows on you).

In fact talking about double agents and double identities here’s one for His Lordship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuz66z__UI

Lady Kissy K...Agent Orange ...Pussy Galore...Snow White.

The very Genuine Karren B
xx

Must go , promised to read King G a story before bedtime!...

[Violet]

Dear Queen Cate,

It has come to my attention that there are some vicious rumours going about the Castle, as to the relationship between the King and I…Well I would like to refute these rumours…
The King has showed me in great detail what is expected of me as Lady In Waiting…And not once have I been derelict in my duties…sometimes at all hours of the day and night…my arm aches from polishing that sword of his… and I’ve lost count of the times I had to clear up when he’s spilt the polish…he gets very clumsy sometimes after a good polishing…
He is reluctant to come out of the stables at the moment because he feels safer there…he seems to think someone is out to get him at the castle…But who would want to harm a hair of his Royal head? …He even thought you were trying to poison him at one point! ...As if you would ever try something like that! …
I have been nursing him through his Leonard overdose since he returned from the Kingdom of Sligo…He seems to want to act out all the songs, He’s been dancing me to the end of Love ever since he came back…When he gets to ‘The Future’ I’ll give you a shout…. Oh… and about rubbing his thigh at breakfast…I wasn’t rubbing his thigh…his cock had got out and I was just feeling to see if I could find it and get it back in without disturbing the rest of you…I’ve told him so many times to lock it in the hen house with the others!

Dearest SPV(f)

Well I’m not sure what it is, but rumours are rife in this place at the moment…not only have I been accused of an affair with the King…I am now accused of being a double agent…I admit to being a double F (but I’ve never had any complaints about that before)…But I am loyal to Kissingham, The King and the Princess V (oh and the Queen…sometimes)…Didn’t I find you that great footage of Henning in action…well not so much action more sitting and strumming…but at least you could see him unlike that little bond persons clip…(and if you watched the whole video you may have seen a few familiar faces!) …And I haven’t mentioned little birdies on wires for ages… (actually I quite like that song, it sort of grows on you).

In fact talking about double agents and double identities here’s one for His Lordship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuz66z__UI

Lady Kissy K...Agent Orange ...Pussy Galore...Snow White.

The very Genuine Karren B
xx

Must go , promised to read King G a story before bedtime!...

.. you're good..

[Violet]

.. wait.. did you say Double F????.. (how's a modest-sized gal supposed to make it in this town)..

[Karren B]

But it's only a 36FF...nothing to worry about....

Kissy K.
xx

[Cate]

oach - your poor back, that must be a pain when you want to go for a run

When he gets to ‘The Future’ I’ll give you a shout

thank goodness Leonard changed the lyrics!

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Thank you Karren and Violet for settling that matter, silly rumors - I don't know what I was thinking and Karren please don't think I'm ungrateful for all of your hard work with the kings sword.

"Oh… and about rubbing his thigh at breakfast…I wasn’t rubbing his thigh…his cock had got out and I was just feeling to see if I could find it and get it back in without disturbing the rest of you…I’ve told him so many times to lock it in the hen house with the others!"

<wide eyes sideways glance>
Karren!!!!
why do we have poultry in the kitchen!?

[Karren B]

Dear Queen Cate

I think the King prefers the original version of ‘The Future’…So as I said I’ll give you a shout!…

I told you the King lets that cock of his wander all over the place…you should really tell him it’s not acceptable….That wasn’t the one that Princess Violet was trying to choke earlier was it…I thought it looked a bit worse for wear…

Oh…. I don’t know about you but I wouldn’t even attempt to run in 5 inch stilettos?

Lady Kissy K
xx

[Cate]

My dearest Karren I wouldn’t attempt to run in any heel – I’d prefer to be a barefoot princess or queen but I do appreciate the ladies who can run in them – their balance and coordination is highly impressive!

I don't know if it's the same chicken ... was he prancing?

ohhh the Future in it's original ... I believe I have a horrible headache in the future - it's a cliche but it works!

[Violet]

.. oh, Lady Kissy K.. I'm recalling now what made me think you were a double agent.. it was when Henning was whipping you, and, well, you seemed to be enjoying it, and it made me think he turned you.. oh, but that would be the Future too, wouldn't it?.. ..

.. anyway, glad if you're just Lady Kissy K., a.k.a. Agent Orange.. it's easier to remember.. although this double F business could well be code for Fraulein something.. a German name.. Frankfurter, say.. (just for example).. Henning being German, of course.. but then I guess you wouldn't give up the goods if you were his little Fraulein Frankfurter, now would you?.. actually, wouldn't he be your--

.. (never mind)..

s.p.v. (fl.). xx x (I wasn't going to sign, but I know you like the kisses.. so.. 'tis all for you, kissy k.)..

[Cate]

although this double F business could well be code for Fraulein something..

Mmm Violet with this recent discussion about the Future it might be best for us not to delve to deeply into the meaning of what double F might stand for.

[Violet]

.. gee.. I'm trying to decide what F. would say about all this.. (of B.L fame, that is).. at the very least I know he's into fornication.. and in his own manner "foreplay".. (if the Telephone Dance could be said to be foreplay).. 'course, "fucking a saint" seemed to be in the offing somehow.. funny how many f's one uses.. (figures)..

.. gosh.. I guess I've been using the 'f' word quite a bit on this thread, when that's not usually been my policy.. of course, Nico seemed to warrant it.. and F. seems to require it.. so.. can't be helped I guess.. fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.. (just wanted to see what that fuckin' looked like).. (sort of like a zipper, actually.. come to think of it).. (if you cock your head)..

Sweet Princess Violet Flower..