The Java Jew
The Java Jew
O God I think I am the Java Jew
how does this all comply with you
I know the bible has it fixed
but I suggest we get it mixed
One part that documents the past
which surely will forever last
but we also need a section
for our daily life's reflection
Look at these people on their way
they all have got so much to say
some chapters need to be renewed
without the living to be sued
Please allow us open source
we promise not to make it worse
look at us we're not in panic
that we find life to be dynamic
And for a start I hold some bins
to remove all sorts of sins
they have been too long a terror
for we're destined to trial and error
how does this all comply with you
I know the bible has it fixed
but I suggest we get it mixed
One part that documents the past
which surely will forever last
but we also need a section
for our daily life's reflection
Look at these people on their way
they all have got so much to say
some chapters need to be renewed
without the living to be sued
Please allow us open source
we promise not to make it worse
look at us we're not in panic
that we find life to be dynamic
And for a start I hold some bins
to remove all sorts of sins
they have been too long a terror
for we're destined to trial and error
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Re: The Java Jew
This is a passionate percolated piece of poetry, that pinpoints the pointlessness of praying to a particular power promoted by people.
I loved it!
I loved it!

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Re: The Java Jew
Prunes, pickles, parsley and pineapple. Have to go, I need a ptinderella wrote:This is a passionate percolated piece of poetry, that pinpoints the pointlessness of praying to a particular power promoted by people.
I loved it!
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Re: The Java Jew
lol.... potatoes, pork chops and peas for me today, followed by peaches. A pleasant picnic for this pagan.
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dis peachtinderella wrote:lol.... potatoes, pork chops and peas for me today, followed by peaches. A pleasant picnic for this pagan.
dat poached egg
dese pringles
A pukey picnic for this pope
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Re: The Java Jew
lets hope the java jew is not piqued at our passover proverbs.... Its just a prank 
dis dat dese dose.... a class irish act always pronounces her th's perfectly

dis dat dese dose.... a class irish act always pronounces her th's perfectly
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Re: The Java Jew
pleeease, I was poking at the pukey "poem" about dis peach, packed with piss-poor pretentious piffletinderella wrote:lets hope the java jew is not piqued at our passover proverbs.... Its just a prank
dis dat dese dose.... a class irish act always pronounces her th's perfectly
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Re: The Java Jew
tickled pink that your poking was not at my pronounciation. Pals 

Re: The Java Jew
What a P-Orgy ! Though I miss Ponderosa, Prosac and Prose.
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"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. ..."Monday wrote:What a P-Orgy ! Though I miss Ponderosa, Prosac and Prose.
I've never rated that much as a tongue-twister.
The simple "Irish wristwatch" beats it hands down.